A wise man once said that before a man dies, one has to plant a tree, write a book, and have a child.
Obviously he has missed out his teenage years, for not knowing that in order TO BE A MAN, one has to:
-Tell a lie
-Break a heart
-Drink till drunk
No, I didn't steal that from some tv show. I thought that one up. I was thinking, "love a girl", but even elementary kids can experience that. And for clarification, the "break a heart" part, the heart can be either yours or the other.
Having great balls as I have now, I can now officially state I am now a man. I just drunk till I laughed about penis and I can remotely remember the guy in charge of collecting the money in the jeep got pissed at me because I forgot and demanded that he give me my change back... which he did just the last 5 seconds. Fuck, I even puked at my bed 4 times, if I can remember.
Anyway, I don't know why, but I hate getting drunk, and having a hangover. So please remind me if we go drinking: stick to lights and no more that 3 bottles. 3 bottles of Red Horse and I might pick a fight with the taxi driver...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
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