I was thinking of not finishing this topic last night. I do that to almost everything I do and I never finish everything, even my food. To start off a trend in my life, I'll finish this and hopefully I'll finish other things.
Alright. I didn't read my previous post and I have a new view on God and I'm now condemning my previous view to Hell. Yes, I am a fucking retard that always changes his philosophies and beliefs. I'm also one of the few fucktards that combines cursing and God in one sentence and/or paragraph.
God is unexplainable. I'm thinking of a new idea on how to explain this hunk of divine omnipotent power and you can't imagine the number of times I kept pressing the backspace button to refresh the train of thought. All I know for sure is that whatever good happens to you, its Him.
Your exam starts in approximately 30 minutes, you did not study and you're gonna be late when a typhoon suddenly hits and your exam is rescheduled. Don't mind that statistic saying 314 people died in the storm, 'cause God just rescheduled you exam! You're probably more important than those dead village people, right? (I'm such an elitist bastard)
Your stomach hurts bad and you feel a sudden release and you realize your still haven't got poop in your pants and you have approximately 2~5 minutes to make a run for the little pooper's room? That relief is God.
You feel gray and lonely and you see the clouds above you, realizing you are just a speck of nothing compared to the greater order of things yet you are still loved by someone, somewhere? Thank God He gave you a brain to process that thought faster than you can finish your suicide note.
Ok, I'm now apologizing because I know I said some offensive things -ahem- Nigger -ahem- but I only said those words to make a point. God is a weird guy that does strange things we cannot understand so try not to. You'll die of brain damage that way.
I am currently I'll and my intestines are bleeding, my fecal matter has mucous pus, and I have to make an important meeting with the toilet now.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
About God pt.1
Whenever I start a theological discussion (a discussion about the study of God, in case you have a very limited vocabulary), they either avoid it or they rape me metaphorically with their "own" (most probably stolen from someone or thought by their religion) views. Most people I meet are unconscious atheists, some are agnostics, and very few have their own unique school of thought. I didn't include Catholics and other major religions because they are mostly unconscious atheists. But whatever or whoever they believe in, I should and must respect their view and belief because is else, I deprive them of their free will.
Fuck that.
We all want to believe in something but reality always get in the way. You want a personal view of God? Fuck that, they will say, then sell you a bundle of books with covers claiming you will be closer to God. Those books usually will tell you that you are a disgusting bastard and you must quit your "evil" ways and obey everyone who thinks they're better than you (e.g. Priests, Politicians, Your Mom, etc.)
Also, if you don't like your religion's "God", go look for yourself and don't bother the rest of us, they will say. Also, if you belong to a radical Islamic religion or some batshit insane cult, they will personally send you closer to God. Fuck.
Personally, I think, that there are a billion or more "gods" who are powerful bastards who are worshiped as angels, demons, spirits, etc. but there is the One; the Ultimate Being who made this whole mess, sitting somewhere and watching all of us. He is neither holy, nor dark, but I believe he represents Life and his reasoning is beyond compare. Trying to understand him will blow your brain to shit pulp. Well, that's my personal perception of God. I might sound like a hypocritical if I say I don't want you to believe me (human nature), but I present this to you and will be thankful if you accept it.
*I want to see if you guys have any view on God you want to share. Kindly email it to me or just reply it here, I don't care. I will accept it be any means possible, except by phone, because I don't want to hear you out in the middle of the night for hours.
(It's 3am and I can't think straight anymore so I'll post more in part two.)
[Btw, that comic strip is from Winston Rowntree and he draws better than me. visit him in his site (you know how to goggle, right? Just type his name; he's practically famous) and give him some kudos. I'll be posting some of his works and I am declaring right now he owns the comics, not me.]
Fuck that.
We all want to believe in something but reality always get in the way. You want a personal view of God? Fuck that, they will say, then sell you a bundle of books with covers claiming you will be closer to God. Those books usually will tell you that you are a disgusting bastard and you must quit your "evil" ways and obey everyone who thinks they're better than you (e.g. Priests, Politicians, Your Mom, etc.)
Also, if you don't like your religion's "God", go look for yourself and don't bother the rest of us, they will say. Also, if you belong to a radical Islamic religion or some batshit insane cult, they will personally send you closer to God. Fuck.
Personally, I think, that there are a billion or more "gods" who are powerful bastards who are worshiped as angels, demons, spirits, etc. but there is the One; the Ultimate Being who made this whole mess, sitting somewhere and watching all of us. He is neither holy, nor dark, but I believe he represents Life and his reasoning is beyond compare. Trying to understand him will blow your brain to shit pulp. Well, that's my personal perception of God. I might sound like a hypocritical if I say I don't want you to believe me (human nature), but I present this to you and will be thankful if you accept it.
*I want to see if you guys have any view on God you want to share. Kindly email it to me or just reply it here, I don't care. I will accept it be any means possible, except by phone, because I don't want to hear you out in the middle of the night for hours.
(It's 3am and I can't think straight anymore so I'll post more in part two.)
[Btw, that comic strip is from Winston Rowntree and he draws better than me. visit him in his site (you know how to goggle, right? Just type his name; he's practically famous) and give him some kudos. I'll be posting some of his works and I am declaring right now he owns the comics, not me.]
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